Barack Obama Hires Unkown As White House Mouthpiece

Barack Obama has named Richard Gibbs as White House Press Secretary.

I am completely ignorant of Mr Gibbs, but he's a communist.

Mr Gibbs' official duties will include blaming Republicans; explaining how a tax increase is a tax cut; blaming George W Bush; denying William Ayers slept in the Lincoln bedroom; blaming rich people; and explaining the difference between a recession and a depression.