Showing posts with label Joe Biden. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Joe Biden. Show all posts

Monday, November 10, 2008

Joe Biden-Vice President

Here's hoping Barack Obama remains very, very healthy.

In addition to being an idiot, Joe Biden has spent roughly the last 30 years being a blowhard and senator from Delaware, a state rivaling only the Dakota without Mt. Rushmore in being irrelevant to this great union.

But not anymore.

Now he is the biggest mistake Barack Obama has made thus far.
A mistake which becomes more obvious the less we of Mr Biden.
And we're seeing a lot less of him lately.

Saturday, November 8, 2008

Barack Obama Insults Nancy Reagan

Proof that if you stand too close to Joe Biden the gaffeness rubs off.

Seeking to establish his bona fides as the first "post partisan" president, Mr Obama evidently thought it would be a really good idea to insult the widow of the man most conservatives and Republicans to be the best president in living memory by accusing Nancy Reagan, widow of former president Ronald Reagan, of holding seances in the White House.

Which was a really stupid thing to say, because Nancy Reagan never held seances in the White House.

He apologized immediately.

So, let's look at the scorecard: One press conference; One stupid comment; One apology.

Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Great Financial Crisis Of 2008

The economy is in such a bad state that Delaware Senator Joe Biden had to get a second job, that of Vice-President.

Poor fellow.

The Biggest Loser?

It occurred to me last night, watching Obama and Biden onstage together after Obama's victory speech, that Joe Biden had just become the most irrelevant man on the planet.

Poor fellow.

Thursday, October 16, 2008

JOE BIDEN CAN'T COUNT

Democratic Vice-Presidential Candidate/Master Counter Joe Biden recently said, "I have three letters for you, J-O-B-S!"

Yeah, hey, Joe, I have three letters for you: D-U-M-B!

Thursday, October 2, 2008

JOE BIDEN SHOT DOWN BY TERRORISTS

Delaware Senator/Democratic Vice-Presidential candidate/Lunatic Joe Biden keeps saying his helicopter was forced down on the Super Highway of Terror.
Wow! That would be scary...if it had actually happened as Mr Biden would have us infer it happened. But it didn't.
No, seems his helicopter encountered some inclement weather, snow, and had to set down for awhile. Until it stopped snowing.

Snow is nothing like bullets.

Unless you're Joe Biden.

Hope & Change.

Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Joe Biden, FDR & Television

Democratic Vice-Presidential candidate Joe Biden believes Franklin Delano Roosevelt solved the Great Depression by appearing on television in 1929.
FDR wasn't president and nobody had a television.

Joe Biden is dangerously close to being abducted by aliens.