The Kanamit's Middle East To-Do List

The Kanamit has a lot on his plate!

In effort to bring rhyming peace to the Middle East, The Kanamit said he and his envoys would listen first.

Well, here's what he heard.

The Taliban informed him that peace will come only when he reverses the "Satanic policies" of George W Bush.
Oh, and they also want him to close all the "evil" detention camps, "completely withdraw" from Iraq and Afghanistan, and "stop defending Israel."

Now, that's a lot to do.
But we're not done yet.

Iranian yahoo Mahmoud Amadinejad, not to be outdone in the Outrageous Demand Department, told the Kanamit that he would have to "apologize for past crimes against Tehran", and said that "Change means giving up support for the rootless, uncivilized, fabricated, murdering Zionists."

Then, to dispel any notion that rationality might be creeping into the Iranian leadership, they said the "Holocaust was a big lie."

Now, some of you doubt the Kanamit can get all this done.

But I have faith in the tireless exertions of The Kanamit.

What I can't wait for is The Kanamit telling us this represents an unclenching of the fist.