Stimulus Or Stealing

Americans are finally tightening their financial belts and not spending like drunken sailors on an extended shore leave any longer.

So, in swoops the Kanamit and starts spending our money for us...against our will.

Wellm we'll eventually have to pay for this spending(of our money...against our will)...and we'll owe interest on it!

Am I the only one who sees the crime in this?