Barack Obama was elected president because he was so eloquent, and intelligent, and was going to solve America's problems by using his unusually large brain.
So, what has he come up with?
Building roads and bridges.
That's right, roads and bridges.
We already have roads and bridges.
Lots of them.
Nowhere in his stimulus plan does he mention robots, or a secret economics, or automobiles fueled by spit.
Just road and bridges.
And I'm not even sure what road and bridges have to do with subprime mortgages and credit default swaps.
Maybe he's going to use his big brain to convince the rest of the world to like us again.
By building them roads and bridges!
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