Friday, June 12, 2009

Obama's Foreign Policy

1. Curtsy before some fat Saudi potentate.

2. Divine some legitimate purpose for Iran's nuclear program.

3. Offer a sympathetic ear as petty South American dictator after petty South American dictator blames the U.S. for impoverhsing their banana republics.

4. Advise Israel that they're just going to have to get used to living next to their murderous neighbors.

5. Return bust of World War II hero, Winston Churchill.

6. Beg Chinese to buy even more American debt.

7. Sit back and watch as the world becomes a better place.

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